| A Farewell to Wednesday One-Liners |
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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021123.html Teenage boy, explaining why he joined the Air Force: We've been around since World War II. We fought against the Germans and sank several submarines. We also killed a whale, but that's not the point.
--Bard High School, Queens
Overheard by: Sunny
20-something dude to friend: Ma-fucking-rines! The Marines! Man, I'ma join up, be a Marine, and go all over the world, fuck, and have babies. I'ma get laid and have a baby in every country: Spain, France... even Pakistan!
--50th & 8th
Overheard by: camillia*
Little boy in army fatigues hiding behind fallen tree: Pow! Pow! Look, mommy! It's the Battle of the Bulge!
--St. Mark's
Lady with Russian accent to salesperson in outerwear section: I don't like the style, it's not feminine. It's like for soldiers, or Chinese people.
--Lord & Taylor, 39th St
Overheard by: mira
Off-duty MTA worker to another: Britain? Whatever man, we beat they ass with... muskets and shit!
--6 Train
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| Hey, Boys and Girls, It's Wednesday One-Liner Time! |
[09 Dec 2009|12:00am] |
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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021122.html 30-something blonde in office attire on cell: You need to tell Vanessa that she can't be on the show because she's not overweight enough, and s not unattractive enough.
--Whole Foods Market, Chelsea
Syracuse University girl, going up escalator: I feel like I'm in Star Trek! (begins humming Indiana Jones theme)
--Penn Station
Overheard by: Mickey
20-something gaysian: Yeah, he watches Hannah Montana so I don't get why he makes fun of me for watching iCarly!
--Washington Square Park
Teen: I watched I Love Lucy last night. She's funny; she's like the Jim Carrey of the 1920s or something.
--UA School of Music and Art
20-something preppy kid to mother: You know, they really should have a reality show about Midtown.
--54th St b/w 1st & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: Pedro
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| dry spells |
[08 Dec 2009|08:48pm] |
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In the middle of eating dinner tonight, I realised I was eating because I was horny and couldn't have sex. Ahahaha. Then I thought about it some more, and realised that I've been oversleeping, eating more than usual, moping, and generally feeling yucky because I'm sexually frustrated. I haven't had sex in three months (it was the best. sex. EVER.) and I can usually deal with the frustration if I don't have sex for a while (there were two seperate years where I didn't have any kind of sexual intimacy with anyone - not even a kiss) but lately I've wanted to tear my bed sheets to smithereens.
How long can you go without sex for before you feel like shriveling up and dying?
What are your coping methods (aside from wanking) when you're single/away from your SO/you don't know how long it will be before you have sex again?
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[07 Dec 2009|09:50pm] |
Hi, so my boyfriend and I are running out of ideas for sexual play.
We've tried:
-anal
-rape fantasy
-him controlling me [slapping, spanking, dirty talk, etc]
-me being a stripper
-etc
We're really looking for a really new kink to try out. I think we're eventually going to try a threesome, and public sex. But we won't be trying anything in his back door. I looked in the mammaries [heh] but I didn't really see anything helpful.
Any ideas?
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| The Gosselin Kids Miss The Cameras |
[09 Dec 2009|01:30am] |
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http://perezhilton.com/2009-12-08-the-gosselin-kids-miss-the-cameras 
With filming on Jon & Kate Plus 8 on hold for the past few weeks, it seems Kate Gosselin is doing whatever it takes to get the cameras back up and rolling.
And oddly enough, Kate was selected as one of Barbara Walters' The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2009 which airs tomorrow night.
During the interview Kate even claims the kiddies are missing all the money cameras being around.
Says Kate:
"They cried in the van on the way home from school the other day. I finally admitted to them, they kept asking, 'Where's the camera crew? Where's the camera crew? We miss them.' And I said, 'Our show is over.' …Eight sobbing kids driving home from school."
Kate also opened up about Jon's "epiphany" to remove his kids from the spotlight. Instead, admitting she believes he did that only "because he could."
Kate adds, "Unless you live in my house and, and see how everything that we have done with the show has been such a great experience, you can't speak."
[Image via WENN.]
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| More Dance Crew On MTV |
[09 Dec 2009|12:30am] |
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http://perezhilton.com/2009-12-08-more-dance-crew-on-mtv 
MTV has renewed its hit reality dance show Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew for a fifth season!
The show will return on January 28 along with Taking the Stage which has been renewed for a second season. Tony DiSanto, MTV's president of programming says:
"While each series is a different format, both have music at their core. It is the mode of expression for these kids who are trying to live their dream."
Blah, blah, blah.
We've kinda had enough of these dance shows.
Will U be tuning in to the upcoming season?
[Image via AP Images.]
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| Colin Firth: Gay Actors Are Restrained! |
[09 Dec 2009|12:15am] |
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http://perezhilton.com/2009-12-08-colin-firth-gay-actors-are-restrained 
Amen!
Slim and trimmed Colin Firth sat down to discuss his new flick, A Single Man, in which he plays 1960s homosexual college professor George Falconer, and began to talk about the role of gay and straight actors in Hollywood.
We think he hit the nail right on the head!
Colin commented:
"If you're a straight actor who takes on the role of a gay man, it's obviously not the same as being one in this business. I think there are still some constraints against being openly gay. It is to do with whatever sexual taboos are in place. In Hollywood, I know that some actors are far more circumspect about keeping that secret hidden. There are not a lot of openly gay leading men."
No, there aren't, but we've got a list a mile long of ones we're pretty positive are feeling the constraints of the closet.
Care to confirm some names for us, Colin?
[Image via WENN.]
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| Angelina's Secret Family! |
[09 Dec 2009|12:00am] |
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http://perezhilton.com/2009-12-08-angelinas-secret-family 
And she's had them for six years!
The Enquirer is reporting that Angelina Jolie has been supporting seven orphans at the SOS Village orphanage in Amman, Jordan where she recently visited with Brad Pitt. An insider reveals:
"Angelina considers the orphans as her own family. She stays in touch with them and really cares about how they are doing. That's why she was so excited about taking Brad to see them. They both feel this is a way they can help so many more children."
Although both Angelina and Brad would like to adopt more kids, the SOS Village does not offer children for adoption.
Orphanage employee Aysha Shahin says, "Angelina will definitely support us by visiting again, by marketing us to other people and sponsoring a house which will pay the children's expenses. She IS a sweetheart, and one of our greatest supporters."
Santa Angelina was introduced to the SOS Village by her friend the Queen of Jordan Noor Al Hussein.
So generous!
[Image via AP Images.]
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| Showtime's Killer Ratings |
[08 Dec 2009|11:52pm] |
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http://perezhilton.com/2009-12-08-showtimes-killer-ratings 
Showtime is having a hell of a great year with their current hit show, Dexter.
The serial-killer series has brought in record numbers through its seasons.
And last night's episode, the last one before the season finale, managed to bring it in the highest numbers yet with over 2.1 million viewers tuning in.
Actually, those are the best numbers for Showtime since its telecast of the Mike Tyson-Orlin Norris boxing match back in 1999!
Somehow, we have a feeling the cast of Dexter is going to be asking for a raise sometime soon.
Especially hottie Julie Benz. She definitely likes to shop.
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| Mickey Rourke Getting Married! |
[08 Dec 2009|11:45pm] |
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http://perezhilton.com/2009-12-08-mickey-rourke-getting-married 
Maybe third time's a charm!
According to the New York Post, Mickey Rourke will wed girlfriend Elena Kuletskaya in Moscow this April.
The pair have only been dating a couple months, but the actor reportedly popped the question over dinner last week.
"They haven't booked a venue or made any solid plans. He just knows he wants to do it in April, and he's been asking what is involved in a traditional Russian wedding ceremony," said a friend of Mickey.
He's working pretty hard to impress!
Rourke is studying Russian to learn Elena's native tongue and was spotted giving his future mother-in-law the star treatment at The Bank at Wonderland in El Lay.
The two even went shopping to replace Rourke's dog, Loki, who died before the Oscars!
Congrats, kids!
[Image via WENN.]
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| Yahoo For Tiger Woods! |
[08 Dec 2009|11:37pm] |
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http://perezhilton.com/2009-12-08-yahoo-for-tiger-woods 
We didn't think there were any women left for Tiger Woods to sleep with, but sure enough, we found someone perfect for him.
Carol Bartz, Yahoo’s chief executive, is ready to lay down and spread'em since Tiger has brought in more traffic to the Yahoo page than Michael Jackson's death!
How is that even plausible!?
Regardless, at an investor;s conference yesterday, Carol asked God to bless Tiger Woods and his roaming putter for helping Yahoo make the quarter.
At least something positive came from this…we think!
[Image via WENN.]
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